How Every "My Cat From Hell" episode works:

People: My cat doesn't know how to cat.
Jackson Galaxy: No, YOU don't know how to cat.
People: if cat doesn't cat, cat has to go.
Jackson Galaxy: Do the thing and your cat will cat.
People: *doesn't do the thing*
People: Cat still won't cat
Jackson Galaxy: DO THE THING
People: *does the thing*
People: My cat is catting!
Jackson Galaxy: dumbasses.

greekgodsforsocialjustice:

artbymoga:

sparklefairydust:

askthegrandhighboob:

fullofsinfullust:

zzazu:

trenzalord:

geometricdeathtrap:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 
Snopes confirms.

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:
Do not touch it
Do not touch it
Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.
I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 
These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.
This shit is bad news

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

hoLY FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? JESUS CHRIST! Please followers keep this in mind and do not touch those things. Fuck. I can’t believe that something like that even exists…

My mother is an EMD and these things can definitely cause some damage.
My workplace also had to have a full scale evacuation just before I started because someone found one of these in the back parking lot.
If you see them, DO NOT TOUCH. Do not go near them. Do not let anyone else go near them. CALL THE POLICE AND REQUEST THE BOMB SQUAD. They can’t do much, but they will cordon off the area and keep people from getting hurt.
~Persephone 


Sooooooo…You’re all saying these are delicious joy rattles?

greekgodsforsocialjustice:

artbymoga:

sparklefairydust:

askthegrandhighboob:

fullofsinfullust:

zzazu:

trenzalord:

geometricdeathtrap:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.

Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.

Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc.

Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

  • Do not touch it
  • Do not touch it
  • Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
  • Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
  • Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This shit is bad news

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

hoLY FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? JESUS CHRIST! Please followers keep this in mind and do not touch those things. Fuck. I can’t believe that something like that even exists…

My mother is an EMD and these things can definitely cause some damage.

My workplace also had to have a full scale evacuation just before I started because someone found one of these in the back parking lot.

If you see them, DO NOT TOUCH. Do not go near them. Do not let anyone else go near them. CALL THE POLICE AND REQUEST THE BOMB SQUAD. They can’t do much, but they will cordon off the area and keep people from getting hurt.

~Persephone 

Sooooooo…
You’re all saying these are delicious joy rattles?

(via spanish-flu)

eschergirls:

Got this while checking stuff on dA. I’m actually worried the most over her leg.

So I spend a lot of time on the internet and thus, am constantly bombarded with “sexy” advertisements. I always consider sending them here, but I’ve never been motivated enough…Until now. Look at this. Look at it.

What is going on with her body? And check out that text. Very classy.

Their sisters could probably come up with a way better ad and game concept, like a mermaid with full mech armor, rocket launchers, and legs that attach properly.

No one is asking the real question:
Why does a mermaid have legs?

playingtrack3:

Oh look the Game of Thrones fandom is bitching because the writers didn’t cater to their every need.

I swear tumblr makes me hate fandoms sometimes.

Oh look the {INSERT EVERY FANDOM ON TUMBLR} fandom is bitching because the writers didn’t cater to their every need.

I swear tumblr makes me hate fandoms sometimes.

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I notice the French-toast-in-a-crock-pot one is the only not to show the end result…which would be a crock pot full of soggy bread and eggs.

French toast requires carmelization!

(via spanish-flu)

trans-carlos:

chipotleefron:

trans-carlos:

If you define bisexuality as “attracted to male and females” then you are cissexist and biphobic and wrong.

Wait isn’t that exactly what bisexuality is though? Being attracted to both genders?

http://nonbinary.org/wiki/Nonbinary_gender

Tumblr: Where you’re regularly told you’re the worst person alive for absolutely no fucking reason.

I swear, you assholes just go searching for new things to be offended by.

(via loup--garou)

youngblackandvegan:

astoldbywhit:

youngblackandvegan:

nuttyproff:

Timing. 

hey, baby’s gotta eat
black mommy excellence

I don’t support breast feeding in public places. Sorry not sorry. I just think there is a time and place for everything.

the time is when the baby is hungry
and the place is where the mother is able to feed the baby
everyone is always critiquing black motherhood and here we have a black woman not only graduating but giving her baby the nourishment it needs 
i think there’s a time and place for your negativity
and it’s not now and it’s not on this picture


That person said nothing about “black motherhood”, just that public breast feeding made him/her uncomfortable. #lightenthefuckupmanAWAAAAAAAY

youngblackandvegan:

astoldbywhit:

youngblackandvegan:

nuttyproff:

Timing. 

hey, baby’s gotta eat

black mommy excellence

I don’t support breast feeding in public places. Sorry not sorry. I just think there is a time and place for everything.

the time is when the baby is hungry

and the place is where the mother is able to feed the baby

everyone is always critiquing black motherhood and here we have a black woman not only graduating but giving her baby the nourishment it needs 

i think there’s a time and place for your negativity

and it’s not now and it’s not on this picture

That person said nothing about “black motherhood”, just that public breast feeding made him/her uncomfortable.

#lightenthefuckupmanAWAAAAAAAY

(via ronburgundyvevo)

frighteningfox:

jontronshat:

cunicular:

Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt

You are NOT supposed to bleed

If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.

This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.

I just really want women to know this.

wait…. really?

yes really

While i have never personally experienced this phenomena, I have only ever been told about the hymen popping thing by women. Not EVERYTHING is the goddamn evil of men.

For fuck’s sake, Tumblr. Sometimes misinformation is just that.

(via capaligan)

slytherintothebluebox:

There’s a lot of things you need to get across this universe. Warp drive… wormhole refractors… You know the thing you need most of all? You need a hand to hold.


This looks like a photo of the most unhappy hipster couple I’ve ever seen. Did the barista not use soy milk or something?

slytherintothebluebox:

There’s a lot of things you need to get across this universe. Warp drive… wormhole refractors… You know the thing you need most of all? You need a hand to hold.

This looks like a photo of the most unhappy hipster couple I’ve ever seen.

Did the barista not use soy milk or something?

(Source: accioakhaten, via doctorwho)

So the Hub network has a Photobooth app, and I have a son who loves watching #TheAquabatsSuperShow. #TheAquabats

So the Hub network has a Photobooth app, and I have a son who loves watching #TheAquabatsSuperShow. #TheAquabats

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY